I used to imagine the Fake Alien Invasion scenario would make extensive use of Animatrons.
Unmanned drones with Alien Animatrons tucked inside.
Christmas Lights circling the drone signifying antigrav propulsion.
Space Bastards shot down by farmers.
With the fortune cookie strip printed out by the saucer's onboard printer triggered by crash alarms.
Reading: "Surprise sucker!"
But now they're e-ticket lawn items. Halloween Party Staples. Droll decor for Hollywood Costume Balls.
Props for Horror Host People. SmartPhone directors of "analog horror". Out-of-focus long shot Slapped Ham renditions.
When the Alien Archaeologists dig us up in the Year 2525, chances are they will mistake these things for us Earthlings.
Our animatrons will populate their dig tent.
Definitely going to derail their culture studies.
This week's dig tent:
Member's Mark 8.5' Pre-Lit Animatronic Alien Spooky Outdoor Halloween Decor Prop
Spirit Halloween 6.5 Ft Martian Warrior Animatronic Mars Attacks Pre-owned w box
Home Accents Holiday 7 Ft. Animated THD 3000 Halloween Yard Decoration Motion
3 FT ANIMATED GROWLING PUMPKIN HENCHMAN HALLOWEEN ANIMATRONIC PROP
7.5 Ft Animated Monster Halloween Animatronic Prop LCD Moving Eyes Sound Outdoor
68 In. Touch Activated Animatronic Witch
Gemmy Life-Size Animated, Dancing Monster Frankenstein Halloween Animatronic
68" Animated Light-Up Butler with Raven Talking Halloween Animatronic Prop
6 FT ANIMATED WEREWOLF HALLOWEEN ANIMATRONIC PROP
Spirit Halloween 6 Ft 6 In Michael Myers Animatronic Halloween Prop 2026
Spirit Halloween 2019 It Pennywise Life-Size Animatronic Clown
7 Ft Gruesome Grounds Animated LED Guardian Of The Gourds Halloween Animatronic
VTG Telco Phantom of The Opera 24" Motionette Animated Halloween Figure WORKS
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